A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying
> >
> > to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is
> >
> > from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a
> >
> > southern drawl and single syllable words.
>
> > As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
> >
> > around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them
> >
> > circle flies?"
> >
> > Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called,
> >
> > but I've never heard of circle flies."
> > "Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're
> >
> > called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the
> >
> > back end of a horse."
> >
> > "Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he
> >
> > stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"
> >
> > "No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of
> >
> > this country to call their President a horse's ass."
> >
> > "That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.
> > After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool
> >
> > them flies, though."



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Hahahahahaha I must admit thats pretty funny.

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Yawn - people have been re-writing that same joke for generations now. The previous version was Bush and a farmer.

there hasn't been generations since Bush was elected president.













Just seems like it.


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Since they haven't been able to produce enough Flu Vaccine, maybe we can try this.

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Better than a Flu Shot!

Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea...

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, The young minister Noticed a cut glass bowl Sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled With water, and in the water Floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned With tea and scones, They began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through The Park a few months ago And I found this little package on the
ground. The directions said To place it on the organ, Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease..

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven...
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ! ! (that's the first part of the joke.)

God addresses Al first.. ''Al, what do you believe in?''



Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election,
but that it was your will that I did not serve..
And I've come to understand that now.''


God thinks for a second and says:

"Very good. Come and sit at my left..''

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''



Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness..
I've sinned, but I've never held a
grudge against my fellow man,
and I hope no grudges are held against me.''



God thinks for a second and says:


"You are forgiven, my son.. Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Barack. "Barack, what do you believe in? ?


Obama replies:
"I believe you're in my chair!!"

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